I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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