Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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