He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Is Oprah even human
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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