worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
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