I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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