the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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