I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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