Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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