my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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