I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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