SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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