..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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