grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
We are all done wearing pants today
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Shame - the story of my life.
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