Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I want to be your penis for a week.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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