Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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