Your face is a jimmy john
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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