Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
