The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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