Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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