i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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