just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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