How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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