I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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