I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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