that's an acceptable place to lick
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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