Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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