Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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