That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
