I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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