Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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