Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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