Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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