8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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