Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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