Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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