"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Last time i carry you out of a forest
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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