He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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