THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
