Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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