We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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