in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize