An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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