youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i think my tv is drunk
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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