I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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