...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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