Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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