you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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