I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Randomize