If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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