her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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