Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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