Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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